Stimulate the heart to love, and all other virtues will rise of their own accord.

Absence from the person you love is only healthy in theory.

It is at the edge of a petal that love waits.

In his younger days a man dreams of possessing the heart of the woman whom he loves; later, the feeling that he possesses the heart of a woman may be enough to make him fall in love with her.

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.

Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in the water of adversity and grief.

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. 

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once!

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional! HBD :)

Happy Birthday! So many candles...so little cake!

Happy Birthday to you, 
You live in a zoo, 
You smell like a monkey, 
And you look like one too!

Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just a little closer to death!! :)

I'm so lucky to have such a great friend like you... who'd forgive me if I forgot his(/her) birthday. Happy Belated Birthday!

Sorry I forgot your birthday. Can you please reschedule it for sometime next week? ;)

I am sorry I missed your birthday, you have had so many I lost track! 

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Belated HBD! :)

Actually, I didn't forget your birthday, but since you forgot mine I waited until a day after to send this. Belated HBD! :)

Hopes your tiny, soul-sucking cubicle provides you a warm atmosphere in which to celebrate your birthday!

Happy Birthday even though I tried to kill you all those times when we were kids! 

The fact that a Facebook reminder told me it was your birthday doesn’t make it any less special. HBD! :)

Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder!

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64!

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Happy Birthday! :)

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have the longer you live. HBD! ;)

Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are!

May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.

On your birthday, today, I wish you a year with loads of fun, excitement and beautiful memories. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, my friend. I can’t imagine celebrating with anyone else.

Happy birthday to someone close to me. Hope all the angels are singing to you in heaven.

Happy Birthday! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!

It's not easy putting on a fake smile....Yet she's a pro at it! ;p

My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, so I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.

Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter, but can tell double!!!

Guys, you'll never lose women by chasing money; but you'll surely lose money by chasing women! ;)

Pretty girls are the freakiest!

Isn't it funny how girls run after the guys that treat them like crap, but ignore those guys that would treat them like a princess?

Darling, stop nagging and whining! I sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal!

Hey Ladies, A REAL MAN Won't Send You Mixed Signals! Cause A Real Man Knows What He Wants! ;)

When a girl tells you to 'have fun' that means she wants you to have a shxty time without her! 

Someone doesn't have to be perfect in order to be my prince charming.

When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.

It's funny how you can always tell when a guy likes someone else, but you can never tell if he likes you!

Short Guy + Short Girl = Sweet!
Tall Guy + Tall Girl = Super Hot! ;)
Tall Guy + Short Girl = Cuuuute! :) 
but Short Guy + Tall Girl = Awkward!!! :S
Why?

Guys, wake up! stop fighting 'with' her and start fighting 'for' her!

Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

Dear Males, when we put our head on your chest we want you to put your arms around us!

I'm the girl that always has her phone in her hands, headphones in her ears and that one guy on her mind.

A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love!