Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods, because, Lord, if I pray for strength I'll beat him to death. AMEN! ;)

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped!

It's a girl's world....guys just live in it!!!

A woman can become dangerous for man in two cases: when he doesn't satisfy her, and when he satisfies her! :D

Women are completely defenseless.......until the nail polish is dry! ;s

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking; but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. ;)

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often! ;)

A woman will always forgive & forget; but she`ll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten!

Women are like Google! you just want one answer but you always end up getting a million other you don`t want!! ;p